Kids Say the Darndest Things... and Who Doesn't Need a Good Laugh?

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon.  All the children were invited to come forward.  One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress, and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That's is a very pretty dress.  Is it your Easter dress?"  The little girl replied, "Yes, and my mom says it's a bitch to iron."