Top Ten Signs You're An Early Childhood Educator

Some of these literally had me laughing out loud! This was written by Richard Cohen. You don't have to be a teacher to fall into these signs... even you children's librarians might relate! HAHA!

So here they are In the fashion of Late Night with David Letterman...


10. You find yourself humming "The Wheels On The Bus" in the shower

9. Every time you turn around someone tells you that you have a piece of glitter on your face

8. Every time your spouse or partner acts like a jerk you have to curb the urge to put them in a "Time Out"

7. You cough into your elbow

6. You continually wear out the knees of your pants from being on the floor so much

5. Some of your most-prized jewelry is made of pipe cleaners

4. You have mastered the art of passing gas and announcing, "Someone's got a poopy diaper!"

3. You have the strange need to stockpile newspapers, baby food jars, frozen dinner trays and toilet paper tubes

2. You know the names of every X-Man, Muppet, Wiggle, Power Ranger, Car, Webkin, Pirate, Spiderman villain and Latina Explorer (and her cousin!)

1. They know you by name at the 99 Cents Store