Endless Funnies This Week

It's only Monday, and some of the funniest things have come out of Enid's mouth. I really need to start carrying a little notepad around my neck to keep track.

This morning at breakfast, we were joking about her having crumbs on her eyebrow. She laughed and then said, "I'm Batman." all raspy and deep just like he does in Dark Knight.

This afternoon after preschool, she told me that a car at the hospital was "parked all retarded like they can't see the lines or something".

I wish I could remember more!