Letter to Whoever

Dear Forces of the Universe,

Whatever you've done with my child, I ask that you please return her and take this whining, non-listening creature back to where it came from. While you're at it, make sure she returns without the influence of those god-awful kids she's in contact with during the week. Last time I talked to her, she admitted she was acting like they do.

Sincerely in hopes of quick action,
Mommy