a Crazy Driver & a Blow-up Doll

I called 911 on some bozo driving like a maniac on the way home from Morning Song earlier. I noticed in my rear view mirror that he cut around a couple of cars at a stoplight. Well then at the next stoplight, I was 1st in the left lane when the stoplight turned green, and there were a couple of cars in the right lane. When I pulled through the intersection, those cars were driving pretty slowly, and I had already passed them, so I signaled to get in the right lane knowing I would be turning right up ahead. Then that same bozo came whizzing up to go around those other two cars and apparently can't see blinking lights because he jerked over behind me as I was getting over and almost hit me because he zoomed right up behind me. Then he went zooming around me into the left lane and had the nerve to cut me off and slam on his breaks. I mean he slammed so hard that there was a bunch of smoke and probably skid marks. Lucky for me that I can drive with some sense, because I managed to swerve around him without hitting any oncoming cars. After that he went on about his business, but I grabbed my phone up and called 911 while sitting at the next intersection where I was turning. As he went past me at the intersection, I gave the operator his license plate # and she said they'd send somebody. I doubt anything would come of it, but what an idiot.

But the best part is... no joke... the chick in the car with him looked like a blow-up doll. That just makes it funny.